R' Jay's post
Prompted the following reconstruction of his thought
Forgive me if I have sinned
an unlabeled box of meat falls off O'Brien's Quality Meat truck.
A Yid sees the box, has no idea where it came from and says, isn't this Kol
DePorish MeRubbah Porish?
He calls his rabbi to check.
He takes it home, whistling as he goes.
The next day he invites you to join him at his Thanksgiving BBQ
you go and he's telling the story about finding a box of meat, explaining
the Halacha of Kol DePorish MeRubbah Porish
You saw A box, probably this box, fall off O'Brien's truck.
ARE YOU PERMITTED TO EAT?
IF YOU DO NOT EAT ARE YOU AN APIKORES?